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Offline zman

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Madonna, Britney and Christina
« on: September 14, 2006, 05:41:15 PM »
Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are forced to share a private jet in order to arrive in time for the ceremony.

Once up in the air, Madonna pulls out a $1000 bill and says, "I'm going to throw this $1000 bill out the window and make someone down below very happy."

Not to be outdone, Britney ripped a $1000 bill in half and threw it out the window, saying, "Look, I just made two people really happy."

Not even noticing Britney's stupid move, Christina bragged, "Look, I'm going to throw 1000 $1 bills and make a lot more people a little happier."

At this point the pilot, who has overheard all this bragging and can't stand it anymore, comes out and says, "I think I'll throw all three of you out of this plane and make 250 million people happy."

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Re: Madonna, Britney and Christina
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2006, 09:14:49 PM »
Hahaha, while that is a little mean its pretty damn good.
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Re: Madonna, Britney and Christina
« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2006, 04:45:31 PM »
AMEN.  Send them out. All three of them are real pieces of work.  I wouldn't miss them.

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Re: Madonna, Britney and Christina
« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2006, 10:42:59 PM »
What about those two from the Simple Life?
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